Anonymous

I want to take a moment and discuss everybody’s friend, Anonymous. Oh, you all know Anonymous. He/she is that guy/girl who feels compelled to say something without saying something. They are the ones who have ALL the answers but are obviously so humble that they don’t want the credit. So generous. So loving. So…. FULL OF CRAP!

Take for example this Anonymous comment left at one of the blogs I frequent. The blogger has been seriously ill. He has been struggling with this illness for the past few weeks but on Monday the pain became more acute. Here is what Anonymous had to say:

I can’t say I am that upset. Whatever suffering you and (and your wife) have, you brought it upon yourselves.

As awful as that comment was, it seems to be nothing new. This blogger gets them quite alot.

See, he’s a minister. (And it is a wonder that more ministers don’t pack up and move on because of this type of behavior.)

That’s right. Some nominal “Christian” decided to use his freedom in Christ to hurl insults at, not only the man he disagrees with but his family as well. And it is ok for him to do so because well… he’s Anonymous.

Anonymous happens all the time in the Christian community. You don’t like someone, attack them and never be caught! The internet is great for that kind of behavior. You aren’t talking to the person. You’re alone with a screen. You type in a few jabs and hone in on the jugular. “Ha, Ha,” you think. “This insult with help put them on the straight and narrow! This jab will help them see the errors of their way.”

I get these Anonymous notes all the time. Nothing this vicious or callous, mind you, but just as cowardly and just as manipulative.

So, Anonymous, if you have the guts to stab a man in the name of Jesus… leave your name instead. Let Jesus speak for himself.

In the Name of…
Micheal Jame Felker

Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo

It’s here! The sixth season of The Simpsons is in stores today. What a great season. So many memorable moments!

Bart breaks his leg, Flander’s “murders” his “wife”(?), The Simpsons park in the Itchy lot, Lisa plays hockey, Homer decides to forget his problems and move the family “under the sea,” Maggie arrives, a comet heads toward Sprigfield, Homer is Krusty, Bart calls Australia, Senor Spielbergo directs Mr Burns, Bart studies ballet, Lisa gets married, The PTA disbands(!), Bleeding Gums Murphy passes from this life, Santa’s Little Helper fathers puppies, Marge becomes a cop, Shelbyville steals some lemons, we meet Shelbyville Milhouse, and Mr. Burns gets shot. Whew!

I don’t have any hobbies.

Update: Box in hand. New box on order. Plus: Brandon was correct. The picture is an Apple Newton!

The First iPod?!?!?!?!

Homer's iPod

No, this is not a picture of the very first iPod. It is a frame grab from season 6 of the Simpsons. The DVD set will be released tomorrow (to much fanfare at my house I must add). It was featured in the episode titled “Lisa on Ice.” I have only seen this episode once so I can’t remember the gag. It will be very interesting to find out what Apple product this was lampooning back in 1994-1995. Stay tuned!

For Scott, For Me, and For Everyone Who Needs to be Fixed… The Light Will Guide You Home

When you try your best but you don’t succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can’t sleep
Stuck in reverse

And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

And high up above or down below
When you’re too in love to let it go
But if you never try you’ll never know
Just what you’re worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down your face
when you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face
And I

Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And I

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Fix You
Coldplay
X&Y

I Go There With You

Army of ONE We finally begin school next week. Monday I will begin my 3rd year of full-time ministry. Our school theme this year is “Army of ONE.” I don’t want to focus on the militaristic aspect of the Army so I purposefully capitalized the word “ONE” for two reasons. First, I really wanted to focus on God. The “I Am.” Yahweh. Secondly, I want to focus on unity. I look around at our school and I see so many factions and groups. I want us to be United! I want us to lean on one another and to look to each other as brothers and sisters.

One of the things that has really galvanized my desire for this theme was watching “Band of Brothers” again this summer. It almost seems that the war was incidental to these men. These men would have been heroes in a factory or on the farm but instead they were heroes in the European and Asian theaters during WWII. Great stuff.

The other thing that has brought this theme home to me is U2’s “Where the Streets Have No Name.” At the risk of repeating everything that has every been said about this song I feel like I have to say something as well.

I love this song! Do yourself a favor: Go out and buy “Rattle and Hum.” The whole of the documentary is filmed in black and white. That is until this song is played at Sun Devil Stadium. As the song’s intro begins your television glows red until the crescendo is so bright you gotta wear shades. After viewing that, go and buy “Elevation: Live from Boston” and listen to Bono toast the Lord as the Edge strikes up the band. Marvelous!

This song is a kingdom song.

I want to run, I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls that hold me inside
I want to reach out and touch the flame
Where the streets have no name
I want to feel sunlight on my face
See the dust cloud disappear without a trace
I want to take shelter from the poison rain
Where the streets have no name

I want our school to drop all of the names.
Jock, Brain, Cheerleader, Band Member, CofC, UMC, Guys, Girl, Lonely, Popular.

Tear down the walls that hold us inside. When our streets have no name then we can be an army of ONE.

I’ll Take Seminary For $1000 Alex.

Those who know me well know that I have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. Many times this quest takes me closer to Ken Jennings than to Solomon but I continue to journey on. Right now I find myself having an internal battle.

Do I continue with my “formal” education and pursue a MDiv?

I say “formal” education because I am enrolled in the school of lifelong learning. I entered into this school when I began reading and I haven’t missed a day of class. Yet, I find myself wanting to return to school (at least part-time).

I have looked into Lipscomb and Abilene. Both great schools but I don’t want to study “in house.” I have been accepted to Liberty but, honestly, I can’t bring myself to enroll in classes with good conscience. I wish Dallas Theological had distant learning because Fuller, unfortunately, is a pipe dream.

There is another issue keeping me from returning. See, I have never been one to let school get in the way of my education. For every great teacher or professor that inspired my quest for knowledge I had 10 that crushed the dream. Professors that made me question how they became professors kind of turned me off to graduate studies.

I just don’t want to sit around and discuss high theology at the expense of going out and living theology.

A few weeks ago, Jordon Cooper posted a link to the Personal MBA, a collection of books that, when read and applied, would be the equivalent of a masters in buisness administration. He commented that there should be a Personal MDiv that achieved the same goal for a masters of divinity. He then started to solicit books and authors to create the Personal MDiv promising that Resonate Journal would publish the findings in the coming months. Well, unfortunately someone beat him to the punch. A Personal MDiv wiki-page was setup before Resonate Journal could publish its article.

While Cooper was soliciting ideas I kept glancing at my personal library. Almost 1000 books, many of which ended up on the lists. I had read almost half.

That begs the question: $20 a class (book) for the rest of my life vs. $350 an hour + books + time?

I would miss out on the collaborative learning though?

Correction: Who is to say that I would miss out on the collaborative learning experience? The modern/enlightenment classroom collaborations would be gone but what about the web, local ministers, blogs, book clubs, etc.? (There’s a box?)

What to do? What to do?

Act 5

Yesterday, I wrote about changing our traditional views on the “authority of scripture.” Scripture isn’t a reference book, it isn’t a rule book, it isn’t even an informational manifesto for the church. These things limit the Bible and make it something that scripture is not. These things seek to control and regulate. By viewing the Bible in this fashion we have simply made another god.

I come from a tradition that has done just that. We have confined ourselves to using the Bible as a tool to keep ourselves, or rather, those we disagree with, in check. We claim freedom in Christ as we shackle ourselves to this belief that ensnares our souls. We proclaim “nothing but the Bible.” Sadly, we often mean just that. No God, no Jesus, no Spirit, no history, no context. Nothing but the Bible.

Please do not misunderstand me. I love my heritage. I am so thankful for the men and women who raised me in this tradition. I just want more. I’m not ready to stick my flag in the ground and proclaim ownership. I look at this institution, belief system and paper god and sing at the top of my lungs, “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.” Philippians 3:12-14

So, how then should the church react to the authority of scripture? If we should not look to it as merely a reference book, an outline of beliefs, or a step-by-step blueprint for the church how then should we view it?

The Bible is primarily written as an epic.

The bulk of the Old and New Testaments consist of story. God’s story. Christ’s story. Our story. There are sections of instructions… told in stories. There are lists of tenets of faith… told in stories. These lists are incidental to the narrative.

There is nothing epic about lists. There is nothing life-changing about a blueprint (even a Frank Gehry blueprint is just a blueprint).

Wright has a great theory on how we, as the church, should approach scripture. How can this story have authority?

Let me offer you a possible model, which is not in fact simply an illustration but actually corresponds, as I shall argue, to some important features of the biblical story, which (as I have been suggesting) is that which God has given to his people as the means of his exercising his authority.  Suppose there exists a Shakespeare play whose fifth act had been lost.  The first four acts provide, let us suppose, such a wealth of characterization, such a crescendo of excitement within the plot, that it is generally agreed that the play ought to be staged.  Nevertheless, it is felt inappropriate actually to write a fifth act once and for all: it would freeze the play into one form, and commit Shakespeare as it were to being prospectively responsible for work not in fact his own.  Better, it might be felt, to give the key parts to highly trained, sensitive and experienced Shakespearian actors, who would immerse themselves in the first four acts, and in the language and culture of Shakespeare and his time, and who would then be told to work out a fifth act for themselves.

Consider the result.  The first four acts, existing as they did, would be the undoubted ‘authority’ for the task in hand.  That is, anyone could properly object to the new improvisation on the grounds that this or that character was now behaving inconsistently, or that this or that sub-plot or theme, adumbrated earlier, had not reached its proper resolution.  This ‘authority’ of the first four acts would not consist in an implicit command that the actors should repeat the earlier pans of the play over and over again.  It would consist in the fact of an as yet unfinished drama, which contained its own impetus, its own forward movement, which demanded to be concluded in the proper manner but which required of the actors a responsible entering in to the story as it stood, in order first to understand how the threads could appropriately be drawn together, and then to put that understanding into effect by speaking and acting with both innovation and consistency.

Wright believes we find that four acts have been written in scripture: Creation, Fall, Israel, Jesus. The fifth act, the church, was begun and we have an idea about the ending (Revelation). What if the fifth act is up to us?

Again, what if WE are to enter into this epic story and, using God’s authority, act out the fifth act?

Whoa!

The church would then live under the ‘authority’ of the extant story, being required to offer something between an improvisation and an actual performance of the final act.  Appeal could always be made to the inconsistency of what was being offered with a major theme or characterization in the earlier material.  Such an appeal—and such an offering!—would of course require sensitivity of a high order to the whole nature of the story and to the ways in which it would be (of course) inappropriate simply to repeat verbatim passages from earlier sections.  Such sensitivity (cashing out the model in terms of church life) is precisely what one would have expected to be required; did we ever imagine that the application of biblical authority ought to be something that could be done by a well-programmed computer?

In Matthew, we find Jesus using the phase “binding and loosing.”

Matthew 16:19 finds Jesus telling Peter that he has the keys to the kingdom and whatever he binds on earth will be bound in heave, Whatever Peter looses on earth will be loosed in heaven. “Ok, that’s all well and good,” you say. “That’s Peter.” But look at Matthew 18:18. Jesus is addressing the believers. He says, “I tell you the truth, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.”

We find believers binding and loosing with Christ’s authority throughout history. It is the playing out of the fifth act.

We see it in the Jerusalem council. We see it in the choosing of elders. We see it in the growth of the church. You can even argue that the selection of the cannon is binding and loosing using this authority. (We treat that extra-biblical fact as authoritative!) These acts are consistent with the first four acts. They liberate and bring freedom and innovation to the church. These acts stifle sin and error yet bring openess to to the table.

The funny thing about this is that the Pharisees were also known to exercise this authority of binding and loosing. According to Josephus, “The power of binding and loosing was always claimed by the Pharisees. (They) became the administrators of all public affairs so as to be empowered to banish and readmit whom they pleased, as well as to loose and to bind.”

The Pharisees, no doubt, used this authority to close and kill freedom. They were known for making people slaves to the law (Matthew 23:15). They perverted the scriptures making them something they were not.

When it comes to binding and loosing, how do you come to scripture? As a pharisee or as a humble actor in the greatest performance of your life?

For Further Reading:
NT Wright
Velvet Elvis

Authority of Scripture?

Yes, but not how we might think.

“When people in the church talk about authority they are very often talking about controlling people or situations. They want to make sure that everything is regulated properly, that the church does not go off the rails doctrinally or ethically, that correct ides and practices are upheld and transmitted to the next generation. ‘Authority’ is the place where we go to find out the correct answers to key questions such as these. This notion, however, runs into all kinds of problems when we apply it to the Bible. Is that really what the Bible is there for? Is it there to control the church? Is it there simply to look up correct answers to questions that we, for some reason, already know?”

This is a very brief excerpt from the transcript of “How Can the Bible Be Authoritative?”, an incredible lecture, by theologian N.T. Wright. Wright goes on to say that when we treat scripture like an answer book or an owner’s manual we actually belittle the Bible. We make it into something it is not. To say that the scripture has authority, we should, in essence, mean that God’s authority is “invested” in scripture.

But what exactly is God’s authority and how does it relate to our use of scripture as authoritative?

“And (God’s) authority is his sovereign exercise of those powers; his love and wise creations and redemption. What is he doing? He is not simply organizing the world. He is, as we see and know in Christ and by the Spirit, judging and remaking his world. What he does authoritatively he dots with this intent. God is not a celestial information service to whom you can apply for answers on difficult questions. Nor is he a heavenly ticket agency to whom you can go for moral or doctrinal permits or passports to salvation. He does not stand outside the human process and merely comment on it or merely issue you with certain tickets that you might need. Those views would imply either a deist’s God or a legalist’s God, not the God who is revealed in Jesus Christ and the Spirit. And it must be said that a great many views of biblical authority imply one or other of those sub-Christian alternatives.

But, once we say that God’s authority is like that, we find that there is a challenge issued to the world’s view of authority and to the church’s view of authority. Authority is not the power to control people, and crush them, and keep them in little boxes. The church often tries to do that—to tidy people up. Nor is the Bible as the vehicle of God’s authority meant to be information for the legalist. We have to apply some central reformation insights to the concept of authority itself. It seems to me that the Reformation, once more, did not go quite far enough in this respect, and was always in danger of picking up the mediaeval view of authority and simply continuing it with, as was often said, a paper pope instead of a human one. Rather, God’s authority vested in scripture is designed, as all God’s authority is designed, to liberate human beings, to judge and condemn evil and sin in the world in order to set people free to be fully human. That’s what God is in the business of doing. That is what his authority is there for. And when we use a shorthand phrase like ‘authority of scripture’ that is what we ought to be meaning. It is an authority with this shape and character, this purpose and goal.”

What would happen if we began to treat scripture in this way?

I’ll let you know what I find out.

Link
N.T. Wright Page

You Can Go Home Again

Last Wednesday I drove to Dallas for the wedding of one of my best friends. I was honored that he and his new bride asked me to help preform the ceremony with another friend. The wedding went off with out a problem. There were some great “poinient” moments within the service along with some funny ones.

As the wedding party was exiting after the service, my co-minister leaned over and in a hushed tone said, “Great job!” I replied, “Like budah!” Yeah, our mics were still on! Thankfully, his wife said that the music covered up our conversation!

At the reception I was able to catch up with a handfull of high school friends. Everyone looked beautiful and handsome (respectfully) and they all seemed to be doing well.

All in all, it was a wonderful weekend.

The Goal Is Soul