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Nada and Compare

I have been absolutely worthless since my wife left to visit her family. Not as worthless as a friend I had in college but still I feel lazy. This friend was the worst (or best depending on your perspective). His wife left for a summer long internship in another state. He went to Wal-Mart and purchased a couple of power strips and extension chords. When he returned to his apartment he plugged his refrigerator, microwave, an fan and the TV into the power strips and plugged the extension chord in the community outlet in the hallway of the apartment complex. He then turned the power off in his apartment to avoid paying for electricity while his wife was gone. I would try that but I think my neighbors would notice my bright orange extension chord plugged into their back porch.

I haven’t completely let the house go to pot but it is a far cry from being acceptable to her. Tonight I’m going to have to clean hardcore!

I feel like I have not accomplished anything this week even though I have done a lot. I am teaching a class next school year entitled “Leadership in Action”. I am so excited and have been working very hard on making it a great class. This week I laid out a basic outline for the year and I detailed the first 2-3 weeks. I have done a lot of work on it. I’ll share more on it later.

On the pop culture front, I am eagerly anticipating the new Coldplay album X&Y. I read on the CNN ticker last night that it was leaked on the internet yesterday. I just checked iTunes and they still have it listed as pre-order. I guess I can wait until Tuesday. I am excited also because of all the U2/Coldplay comparisons. Although I think that they are two completely different bands I still get excited when I read things like this:

Coldplay’s third opus takes on the reigning champ, U2, and doesn’t so much dismantle Atomic Bomb as blast right through it, like a mile-wide meteor, hurteling across the heavens toward the Beatles themselves.

Whoa! That was written by Bud Scoppa in the June/July issue of Paste Magazine. For my money, How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb is my favorite album of the past 12 months. I know I’m biased but so what! It is a near perfect album.

If Martin and Co. can “blast” through that album my ears say, “Bring it on!!!”

Live 8

I just recieved this email from The ONE Campaign. There are some very exciting things happening!

This morning, international stars such as Bono, Bob Geldof and Dave Matthews announced “Live 8”, a series of free global concerts to take place on July 2. “Live 8” concerts will be held simultaneously in Philadelphia, PA; London, England; Rome, Italy; Paris, France; and Berlin, Germany.

The “Live 8” concerts are part of the ONE Countdown to the G8 Summit to urge President Bush and other leaders of the world’s 8 wealthiest nations to save millions of lives when they meet together in Scotland, July 5th to 8th.

The global concerts will feature performances by a historic line up of artists including Dave Matthews Band, U2, Jay Z, Paul McCartney, Black Eyed Peas, Stevie Wonder, Mariah Carey and many, many more!

his year marks 20 years since LIVE AID, the biggest charity concert ever staged. This time, the concerts will not be asking for your money, but your voice. Your voice is urgently needed to urge President Bush to Make Poverty History at the G8 summit.

Together, we will let President Bush know that the American people are counting on his leadership to make the simple, but powerful decisions necessary to save millions of lives around the world.

Sincerly, The ONE Team

The ONE Campaign

Podcasting

2 or 3 months ago I picked up an issue of Wired because there was a great article on podcasting. For those who don’t know, podcasting, in a nut shell, is independent radio in the form of a .mp3. For me, this new social phenom could have endless possibilities. I could record my classes and post them on my site. I could record my student speakers and email their message to them and their parents. I could record meetings and archive them. Exciting possibilities. I have been messing with Audacity, a user-friendly podcasting software. Maybe by the end of next month I will add a podcasting feature here. What do you think?

Great Week

It is so wonderful that our administrative team works together. The last day of our planning session was a day set aside for brainstorming. We brainstormed on the lake! Just us, the wind, and the water. This week was great! I am so excited about the coming year.

Single Again

Well… at least for this week. My wife just left with her sister to visit their family up in VA. She left me and the dog home alone for the next 10 days and I just hope that I don’t burn the house down.

3.0

And so begins my third year of full time ministry. As an administration we have been meeting since Monday dreaming and planning the next year for our school. This was a good year but I am convinced that the coming school year will be great. We are planning quite a few changes and tightening up a few loose ends. It is great when you can meet with your team and have a great time growing together and learing together.

2.9

This school year is over and my second year of full-time ministry is coming to a close. This year was drastically different from the first and I am eagerly anticipating the fall. I am on a 12 month calender so even though the students will not be walking the hallways this summer I will be. The past 2 weeks have been draining on me. I am mentally and physically exhausted. I stayed up way too late last night watching “Episode III” with some of my students and graduation is tomorrow. I have also spent the last few days fighting my insomnia so until Monday I am going to lay low. I’ll resume blogging on Monday afternoon. Until then enjoy today’s question from my Simpsons daily desk calendar:

In “This Little Wiggy” (5F13), at the science museum, Ralph says he found a Moon rock where?
a) In his nose
b) Deep in the Mooniverse
c) In the cheese section of Kwik-E-Mart
d) In his jammies

The answer (of couse) is: A

A Bone

This morning I walked into work and found an envelope in my box. It was a thank you note to my wife and I for helping out the boss and the school with various projects. Our schedules for the last few weeks have been filled up with these projects in one way or another. Some tasks have been tedious. Others enjoyable. None the less, we enjoy using our talents when asked so that we can help out. I never expected a thank you note but we got one today with a handsome gift card to my favorite resturant inside. Life is good.

The Singer Speaks

Just a few of my favorite conversations from Bono in Conversation with Mishka Assayas. Enjoy!

Conversation 1

Assayas: Some of your fans had a hard time with records you made in the nineties.

Bono: That’s right. They didn’t see it. On Pop, I thought it was a tough relationship with God that was described there: Looking for to save my, save my soul/ Looking in the places where no flowers grow /Looking for to fill that God shaped hole. That’s quite a interesting lyric, because that’s the real blues- that comes from Robert Johnson, it happens through the machine age, through the techno din, but there it is: the same yearning. But he (Bob Hewson, Bono’s father) didn’t see it. A lot of people didn’t see it, because they wanted to feel it, not think it. (25)

Conversation 2

Bono: (Paul McGuinness) would sit me down and say, “You have what it takes. You must have more confidence in yourself and continue to dig deeper. And I don’t be upset or surprised when you pull something out of the depth that’s uncomfortable.”

Assayas: So you discovered things that, on first glance, you’d rather have kept hidden? What were those?

Bono: The gauche nature of awe, of worship, the wonderment at the world around you. Coolness might help in your negotiation with your world, maybe, but it is impossible to meet God with sunglasses on. It is impossible to meet God without abandon, without exposing yourself, being raw. That’s the connection with great music and art, and that’s the other reason you wanted to join a band: you wanted to do the cool thing. Trying to capture religious experiences on tape wasn’t what ypu had in mind when you signed up for the job.

Assayas: What about your own sunglasses, then? Do you wear them the same way a taxi driver would turn off his front light, so as to signal to God that this rock star is too full of himself and not to hire at the moment?

Bono: Yeah, my insincerity… I have learnt the importance of not being earnest at all times. You don’t know what’s going on behind those glasses, but God, I can assure you, does. (53-54)

Conversation 3

Bono: I know what God is. God is love, and as much as I respond (sighs) in allowing myself to be transforrmed by that love and acting in that love, that’s my religion. Where things get complicated for me, is when I try and live this love. Now, that’s not so easy.

Assayas: What about the God of the Old Testament? He wasn’t so “peace and love.”

Bono: There’s nothing hippie about my picture of Christ. The Gospels paint a picture of a very demanding, sometimes divisive love, but love it is. I accept the Old Testament as more of an action movie: blood, car chases, evacuations, a lot of special effects, seas dividing, mass murder, adultery. The children of God are running amok, wayward. Maybe that’s why they’re so relatable. But the way we would see it, those of us who are trying to figure out our Christian conundrum, is that the God of the Old Testament is like the journey from stern father to friend. When you’re a child, you need clear directions and some strict rules. But with Christ, we have access to a one-to-one relationship, for, as in the Old Testament, it was more one of worship and awe, a vertical relationship. The New Testament, on the other hand, we look across at a Jesus who looks familiar, horizontal. The combonation is what makes the Cross. (200)

Conversation 4
Assayas: The son of God who takes away the sins of the world. I wish I could believe in that.

Bono:But I love the idea of the Sacrificial Lamb. I love the idea that God says: Look, you cretins, there are certian results to the way we are, to selfishness, and there’s morality as part of your very sinful nature, and, let’s face it, you’re not living a very good life, are you? There are consequences to your actions. The point of the death of Christ is that Christ took on the sins of the world, so that what we put out did not come back to us, and that our sinful nature does not reap the obvious death. That’s the point. It should keep us humbled… It’s not our own good works that get us through the gates of Heaven.

Assayas: That’s a great idea, no denying it. Such great hope is wonderful, even though it’s close to lunacy, in my view. Christ has his rank among the world’s great thinkers. But Son of God, isn’t that farfetched?

Bono: No, it’s not farfetched to me. Look the secular response to the Christ story always goes like this: he was a great prophet, obviously a very interesting guy, had a lot to say along the lines of other great prophets, be they Elijah, Muhammad, Buddha, or Confucius. But acctually Christ doesn’t allow you that. He doesn’t let you off that hook. Christ says: No. I’m not saying I’m a teacher, don’t call me teacher. I’m not saying I’m a prophet. I’m saying: “I’m the Messiah.” I’m saying: “I’m God incarnate.” And people say: No, no please, just be a prophet. A prophet we can take. You’re a bit eccentric. We’ve had John the baptist eating locusts and wild honey, we can handle that. But don’t mention the “M” word! Because, you know, we’re gonna have to crucify you. An He goes: No, no. I know you’re expecting me to come back with an army, and set you free from these creeps, but acctually I’m the Messiah. At this point, everyone starts staring at their shoes, and says: Oh, my God, he’s gonna keep saying this. So what you’re left with is: either Christ was who He said He is- the Messiah- or a complete nutcase. I mean, we’re talking nutcase on the level of Chrles Manson. This man was like some of the people we’ve been talking about earlier (Islamic fundamentalists). This man was straping himself to a bomb, and had “King of the Jews” on his head, and, as they were putting him up on the Cross, was going: Ok, martyrdom, here we go. Bring on the pain! I can take it. I’m not joking here. The idea that the entire course of civilization for over a half of the globe could have its fate changed and turned upside-down by a nut case, for me, that’s farfetched… (204-205)

History

My father is a high school Govt/Economics teacher in Texas. He is one of those great teachers who gives his lessons through story. I grew up listening to him regale his students with tale after tale of how our country came to be. As I went to college I had a professor who would have to dismiss class because he would not be able to compose himself after telling the story of heroes such as LaFayette and Lincoln. I had a great experience learning history and that has served me very well as a minister. I am at heart a storyteller. I love history and I love engaging with it.

Today, I engaged.

I am in Williamsburg, VA. One of the “perks” of my job as a campus minister is that I do not teach a daily class. That frees my schedule up so that I can join groups on class trips. Right now, I am with our band as they are preparing for a competition tomorrow in colonial Williamsburg. We spent the day in town and took a “hauntings” tour this evening. We had a grand old(e) time!

I have enjoyed my time with these students this week. On the 14hr bus ride here I spent some time with a number of students talking about the school year and where they want to take the school next year. Many of these students are thirsty for true spiritual development. Some of them have talked to me for an hour about their Bible classes, family life, and relationships. Then they quote “Family Guy.” I have a weird job. A wonderful, frustrating, rewarding, heart-wrenching, great, weird job.