Category Archives: Popular Culture

I Shall Retire to the Nerdery

Yesterday I went to the store – the comic book store – and I purchased a few issues of Batman.

I paid with my debit card and when the clerk handed me the receipt he said, “I’ll just need your John Hancock.”

In my best Chris Farley voice I said, “It’s Herbie Hancock.”

He just stared at me with a blank look on his face.

Me: “Haven’t you see “Tommy Boy” with Chris Farley?”
Clerk: “No.”

I scooped up my Batman comics and promptly left.

Yes, that’s right. I out nerded the clerk working at the comic book store.

I hope that my humiliation can bring a smile to your face. Have a great weekend everyone.

Way to Go, Cyberdyne!!!

Many of you know that I have a fear of 2 things- clowns and self-aware robots. Having typed that sentence now I’m just thinking about Self-aware Robot Clowns. That would be terrifying!!! I digress.

It doesn’t look like it’s going to be a good week for Micheal according to this article entitled, Automated Killer Robots ‘Threat to Humanity’.

Increasingly autonomous, gun-totting robots developed for warfare could easily fall into the hands of terrorists and may one day unleash a robot arms race, a top expert on artificial intelligence told AFP.

“They pose a threat to humanity,” said University of Sheffield professor Noel Sharkey ahead of a keynote address Wednesday before Britain’s Royal United Services Institute.

Intelligent machines deployed on battlefields around the world — from mobile grenade launchers to rocket-firing drones — can already identify and lock onto targets without human help.

There are more than 4,000 US military robots on the ground in Iraq, as well as unmanned aircraft that have clocked hundreds of thousands of flight hours.

The first three armed combat robots fitted with large-caliber machine guns deployed to Iraq last summer, manufactured by US arms maker Foster-Miller, proved so successful that 80 more are on order, said Sharkey.

But up to now, a human hand has always been required to push the button or pull the trigger.

It we are not careful, he said, that could change.

Military leaders “are quite clear that they want autonomous robots as soon as possible, because they are more cost-effective and give a risk-free war,” he said.

Several countries, led by the United States, have already invested heavily in robot warriors developed for use on the battlefield.

South Korea and Israel both deploy armed robot border guards, while China, India, Russia and Britain have all increased the use of military robots.

Washington plans to spend four billion dollars by 2010 on unmanned technology systems, with total spending expected rise to 24 billion, according to the Department of Defense’s Unmanned Systems Roadmap 2007-2032, released in December.

James Canton, an expert on technology innovation and CEO of the Institute for Global Futures, predicts that deployment within a decade of detachments that will include 150 soldiers and 2,000 robots.

The use of such devices by terrorists should be a serious concern, said Sharkey.

Captured robots would not be difficult to reverse engineer, and could easily replace suicide bombers as the weapon-of-choice. “I don’t know why that has not happened already,” he said.

But even more worrisome, he continued, is the subtle progression from the semi-autonomous military robots deployed today to fully independent killing machines.

“I have worked in artificial intelligence for decades, and the idea of a robot making decisions about human termination terrifies me,” Sharkey said.

Do these scientist not watch TV?!?! It is only a matter of time before my iPhone, my stereo, my car, and the T1000 unite together to destroy us all.

I’d write more but some guy just walked in my office. He’s some muscle-head with a leather jacket and sunglasses. He wants me to come with him… oh snap! Gotta run!

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The Beginning of the End

It begins… D’oh! It’s a recap show!

To quote the wife, “Well, we’ve got an hour.” I’m going to take out the trash.

See you in 58.

Ok. Quick thought about the recap. I am a little unnerved that it is being narrated by Ben. Just sayin’.

Here we go. It begins… for reals this time.

8:00- Bumbelbee’s cousin, Red Hornet? (The wife recognized the car as Hurley’s)
8:03- Nope, it’s Hurley. “I’m one of the Oceanic 6!” That’s one for me.
8:04- Best. Theme Note Tone. Ever.
8:06- The story is taking place in the present. That’s 2.
8:07- “I never met her.” Lies, lies, lies.
8:08- Back to the nut house for Hurley. And flashback to the island for us.
8:10- I still don’t trust Ben.
8:13- Charlie’s dead.
8:14- The guy on the other end of the phone is named George. Naomi went missing. My money is on Ben having that knife. I still don’t trust Ben.
8:20- A kiss goodbye is all Ben needs to see. He’s found a new foothold in the love triangle.
8:21- Back to the present.
8:22- An Oceanic Representative offering an upgrade? Didn’t think so.
8:24- D’oh! Hugo’s alone.
8:25- Jacob’s left the light on for him.
8:29- Ben saw more then a kiss. Or so he says. I still don’t trust Ben.
8:30- I stand corrected. He was telling the truth.
8:31- Ambush by Naomi. That was quite a jump for someone with a giant knife wound in the spine.
8:33- Meanwhile, at Jacob’s… which is down the trail from Jacob’s… Locke seems to have been paying Jacob a late night visit.
8:40- Reunion time. Sun & Jin, Bernard & Rose, Claire &… oh yeah. Sorry.
8:43- What the WHOO-HAH!!!!! Charlie’s in the present telling Hurley that “they need you.”
8:46- Locke just got sucker punched! Jack pulled the trigger. I think he has had enough of Locke. On a theological note, that wouldn’t have been the first time science tried to kill faith. (I had to throw that in there)
8:51- Jack’s been handing out the beatings as of late.
8:54- Locke, Claire, Danielle, Ben, Hurley, Survivor #23, the teens, & Sawyer are off to the barracks.
8:57- Hurley has another visitor- Jack. Go with that beard idea, dude.
8:58- Keep your mouth shut Hurley!
8:59- Sorry? We have to go back. And here we are.
9:01- “Are you Jack?”

Ok. So what do we know?

1) We know 6 people made it off the island. We know who 3 of them are: Jack, Kate, & Hurley

2) The 6 people that came back are hiding information about what happened to the other people left on the island. At least Jack and Hurley are having second thoughts about coming home.

3) There are people trying to get to the bottom of that mystery.

4) Hurley was sorry that he followed Locke. I’m very interested to follow that series of events.

5) We know Jack wanted to grow a beard and that he made that dream come true. In spades.

Great season premiere! Welcome back survivors of Oceanic 815.

Live Blogging LOST

Tonight’s episode, The Beginning of the End, is only a few hours away.

I have no idea what’s in store for us tonight but here are some of my thoughts, ideas, and theories…

1) After last season’s “game changing” finale, where we were treated to a flash-forward rather than the typical flashback, I have thought that this season might follow the same pattern. I have wondered whether season 4 will take place in the present (off the island) and that the flashbacks will take us back to the events that lead to some of the islanders (we only know of Jack and Kate) escaping from the island.

2) This last theory has gained more legitimacy with me due to the title slide featured on the commercials. The advertisements show the island reflecting off the ocean but the reflection is that of a city skyline.

3) 6 people will leave the island. The commercials have featured the number 6 flashing subliminally between images of the new season. We know that Jack and Kate leave the island. Your guess is as good as mine as to who the other 4 are. However, one of them might be Michael because…

4) I think Michael (Walt’s Dad) was the person in the coffin Jack visited in last season’s finale. If it is Michael, then he and Walt might have been the ones who led the “rescuers” back to the island. We saw Walt telling Locke to crawl out of Dharma pit last year. Before that, the last time we saw Walt, he and Michael were leaving the island in a small boat.

5) In the finale, Jack throws a raging, drunk tirade when he is challenged by the chief of surgery. “Bring my father down here ands see if he’s drunker than I am,” he railed. Ummm… as far as we know Jack’s father is dead. He died in Australia and Jack went to bring him back to LA. It was the whole reason Jack was on Oceanic Flight 815. Now Jack could have said this because he was drunk out of his mind. He was out of touch with reality and dealing with a lot. However, the island is special. Locke was in a wheel chair prior to arriving on the island. Jin was infertile. The island has significant healing powers. If the body of Jack’s dad was on that plane… Nah! That’s crazy talk. Or is it? I think I might have seen Jack’s dad in the season 4 trailer. He’s alive. I’m calling it.

Only 2 hours to go… Check back during the show.

Time To Go Back

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If it wasn’t Penny’s boat then whose was it?

Who stays behind and who leaves?

Who was in the coffin?

Which guy was waiting on Kate to return after her late night rendezvous with Grizzly Jack?

Oh, LOST. How we have missed thee! Welcome back.

Cable

So, I don’t have children (yet) but I made a pretty big parental decision over the weekend.

My decision was then backed up by The Krusty Sage when he posted some wise words about “sheltering” children.

When we have kids there will only be one tv in the house hooked up to cable and it will be the one in my bedroom. That, of course, is if we decide to have cable at all.

On Thursday night I was flipping through the channels and the tv came to rest on some tacky, inappropriate, reality model show. I was floored by the overt sexuality and the over the top theatrics. I promptly changed the channel and the tv next came to rest on something so much worse!!!

Then Friday morning as I was cleaning the bedroom I was again shocked by what I saw on tv. Most mornings I watch Headline News as I get ready for the day. On Friday though, my wife had been watching/listening to music videos on VH1 while she readied herself for the day. As she left for work, I arose and started my morning routine. When I got out of the shower there were no longer music videos on but a preview for VH1 reality show My Fair Brady. The particular episode featured model Adrianne Curry cavorting around sans clothes for a photo shoot with another unclothed female friend as a birthday present for her husband, Chris Knight. All this before 9am!!!!

What! In! The! World! Is! Going! On!

I don’t mean to sound so naive. I know this stuff is out there and I know that the ratings have never been this high. I am just tired of it. Kids shouldn’t be watching it and maybe we adults shouldn’t be either. We are addicted to tv.

Maybe the only way to break the addiction is to cut the cable all together?

Best of 2007

As the year comes to a close I like to reminisce about a few of my favorite things from the past year.

I will soon be posting my annual Best Of lists for my favorite books and albums of 2007. I’ll post my favorite albums of 2007 on Monday. Expect some Winehouse, Keys, Foo, Stripes, and Crowder. However, before I do that I want to hear from you.

What were YOUR favorite books from the past year?

What were YOUR favorite albums of 2007?

Join the conversation.

A Christian Responds to The Golden Compass 1

The only thing Christians need to fear about The Golden Compass is that by ignoring it they might miss a great opportunity to share their faith.

Until a month ago the only thing I knew about the movie The Golden Compass was that it was based on a series of children’s book and that it starred James Bond and the guy from Lonesome Dove. Then I received a handful of emails that warned me to stay away from the movie because the author, Philip Pulman, was a devoted atheist who wrote the books in order to “kill God.” I did my research on the books, the author, and the upcoming film and came to only one conclusion: I needed to see this movie.

I have now seen the film and I walked away from it with 3 talking points that Christians can use to discuss their faith with others who have seen the film. As I spoke about yesterday, people get much of their theology from movies. Movies can only point toward a truth. If we, as Christians, are ignorant about the half-truths the culture is hearing and believing then we can never connect them with the source of real truth, Jesus. I completely understand that some refuse to buy a ticket to a movie they disagree with because the act of buying a ticket monetarily supports the filmmakers and their agendas. However, you should not ignore something that is a potential conversation starter about the faith you hold so dear. Being in the world means that we must engage the world. Ignorance is not an option.

Before we discuss these 3 talking points I want you to have at least a working knowledge of the story and of the controversy. On Sunday I will post the first talking point. Until then, you’ve got some reading to do.

Updated: Links now work
Plot summery of the book from Wikipedia
Synopsis of “Compass” controversy from Snopes
Feature Cover Story from Entertainment Weekly

False

I am an unabashed iPod fan. I have been very critical of Microsoft’s Zune for quite sometime but lately something has been really bothering me. Really bothering me.

Apple released revamped iPods including the new iPod touch and the iPhone both of which feature touch screens. In fact, the iPod touch commercial featuring CSS’s “Music is My Hot, Hot Sex” highlights the touch feature over all the other features (I want you to touch!”).

Now Microsoft has retooled the Zune lineup just in time for the holiday season. While the new Zune players are a step forward (better design, less clunky) Microsoft seems to be competing with last season’s iPods. The new Zunes do not allow you to surf the internet and they are only controlled by the scroll/click wheel.

Despite what the ads lead you to believe Zunes DO NOT have a touch screen.

The two latest Zune ads both have the main actor/actress touching the screens of their Zune. Below is the first ad I saw:

In this video you are led to believe that the woman touches the screen twice. The first time she “enters into” the Zune and the second she touches the screen in order to “exit.” Upon closer inspection she never actually touches the screen but the implication is blatant and misleading. I have been unable to find the other commercial but it features a man riding the bus listening to the shins. He does touch the screen as he falls into the Zune. He pushes the screen open like a door. Again, blatant and misleading.

Shame on you Microsoft. You talk a big game about how superior your device is but when it comes right down to it you can only mimic and mislead. Instead of “highlighting” a feature that you don’t have show everyone what features your player does have.

You know, features like… um… or… yeah.