Category Archives: Customer Service

That’s a Shame

Earlier today I tried to download a demo for a program designed to help youth ministers manage their ministries. The program tells ministers that their software will help them track attendance, events, money, birthdays and help them follow up with visitors.

Sounds promising.

So I registered with their website and clicked download. OOOPS! The program is PC only.

I run a Mac. So do a few other youth ministers.

“No big deal,” I thought. I’ve gotten by thus far without this product so I moved on with my day.

Seriously, not 5 minutes later my phone rings. It is customer service with this program. They were wanting to chat me up about their product. I informed them that I was unable to run their program because I don’t have a PC.

The following is a direct quote from their customer service lady (best read with the voice of the secretary from “Ferris Bueller”)

“Oh, you don’t have a PC? That’s a shame!”

No, no it’s not.

No what is a shame is that the instructions on your CD-rom from 2007 tell people to:

Click Start.
Click Run.
In the run dialog box, type (CD drive letter):Setup
Then Enter.

Wow. Ever heard of Autorun? That’s a shame!

Upgrade My Foot

I ordered a book from Amazon yesterday and when I completed my order I was offered the opportunity to “upgrade” my purchase to allow for online reading of the book. This would allow me to begin reading the book immediately and allowed for searching inside the entire book and even allowed me to print. The cost: an extra 5 bucks. No big deal right? Well, hang on.

Why is there a fee involved? I ordered the book from Amazon. Couldn’t they just allow me free online access to the book I just bought. Why add the 5 bucks? Wouldn’t it make more sense to give away the digital copy than to charge extra for something I’m getting in a few days anyway. There’s not publishing costs, no shipping costs, zero overhead. It just doesn’t make sense.

It turns out that I have previously purchased 6 books that are available for online access. The prices range from $1.49 to $7.20. There is no set price for upgrading either. What’s that about?

Crossway Publishers gives away the digital copy of books you purchase through them. Like Amazon they are completely searchable. You can print and copy just like Amazon. Crossway books are available for immediate download once you purchase the physical copy.

So if a small publishing group can give away the digital copy why can’t mighty Amazon? I’m just asking.

Much Better

Zondervan took a giant step forward last fall in their marketing of the TNIV line by releasing the TNIV Study Bible. However, if you tried to find it on TNIV.com you would have come up short in your pursuit.

To put it succinctly, the TNIV web site was terrible. It was ugly. It was devoid of the newest products. It was the opposite of a user-friendly Bible website that introduces a new translation and invites the early adopters and readers into the world of that particular translation.

Now TNIV.com is much better-not perfect- but much, much better.

The all-new TNIV.com is up and running. You can check out samples of the different Bibles including the Study Bible and the Bible Experience. You can search your favorite verse. You can even buy a TNIV of your very own.

I would recommend the Study Bible but you might want to wait until September when Zondervan will release the TNIV Reference Bible.

Now, if Zondervan could just get their main site to play well with Safari…

For a great all-inclusive site on everything TNIV, check out TNIV Truth.

A Guarentee Is Only As Good As The People Behind It

receipt.jpg Last weekend I purchased what I thought was a General Admission floor seat to the Red Hot Chili Peppers through the up and coming StubHub.com. I read over the listing for the ticket, I read over the FanProtect guarentee, and I made the purchase. I felt comfortable that I was indeed purchasing a ticket on the floor of the American Airlines Center. I was trying to avoid what I witnessed in Atlanta at the U2 concert there. Watching young, happy couples skip up to the doors of the Phillips Areana only to be turned away because they had paid hundreds of dollars for fake tickets broke my heart.

Having seen so many fraudulent cases in the ATL I didn’t want to pay good money for a bogus ticket. I trusted StubHub and felt good about the listing. I pressed the purchase button.
When I received my email confirmation (see pic) I noticed that in the comments section I would also be receiving a parking ticket. At least that’s what I thought.

When my FedEx package arrived yesterday I quickly opened it to find that I had purchased, not a floor seat to the Chilli Peppers and Gnarles Barkley, but a platinum parking pass. The word livid comes to mind. It was late and there was nothing I could do last night so I gathered all the info I could and went to bed knowing that I was going to call StubHub this morning and get my money back come hell or high water.

I’m a college educated twenty something. I have been purchasing things off the internet since high school and have rarely run into a problem. In fact, I have never, never run into a problem by purchasing through mainstream sites like Amazon and Ticketmaster or even eBay. Once some monks stole my credit card but that is another story for another post. I felt completely duped. I know that this guy went to work yesterday and everyone had a good laugh at the stupid guy (me) who paid fifty dollars for a parking pass. My bet is that he will be sitting in a box next week and everyone would have another good laugh at my expense. Guess what, Homey Don’t Play That!

First thing this morning a called StubHub. A young woman answered the phone and I explained to her my situation. She politely put me on hold while she polished her nails spoke to her supervisor. When she came back to the phone she told me that there was nothing she could do. Most people would have been so frustrated that they would have cursed her out, hung up the phone, and then pouted. Not me.

I poured my heart out to this young phone operator. I told her that I felt that this was a case of blatant deceit on the part of the seller. Not only was it stupid to pay $50 for a parking pass but it was criminal. When she let out a small laugh I politely asked to speak to her manager because I knew I wasn’t going to get my money back from her.

Manager Mario got on the line and I explained the whole situation to him. I told him that I felt more comfortable with the StubHub process than the eBay one. I really believed that I was buying a floor seat and not a stupid parking pass. Most importantly, I told him that as a fan, I didn’t feel very protected by their “guarantee.” As nice as he was though, I felt like he was just humoring me. He kept saying all sales were final and that he was truly sorry but there was nothing he could do. Was I going to get stuck with this expensive parking space?

I threw everything on the line and said,” Mario, let me ask you something. When was the last time you parked you car in a seat?”

There was a pause. Mario quietly answered, “Never.” Bingo!!!

From that point on everything fell into place. Mario put me on hold while he called the seller and as soon as I publish the post I’m off to FedEx to send my parking pass back to the seller. I’m getting my money back although there was nothing that could be done!

Persistence. Patience. Politeness. It pays off.