It’s here! The sixth season of The Simpsons is in stores today. What a great season. So many memorable moments!

Bart breaks his leg, Flander’s “murders” his “wife”(?), The Simpsons park in the Itchy lot, Lisa plays hockey, Homer decides to forget his problems and move the family “under the sea,” Maggie arrives, a comet heads toward Sprigfield, Homer is Krusty, Bart calls Australia, Senor Spielbergo directs Mr Burns, Bart studies ballet, Lisa gets married, The PTA disbands(!), Bleeding Gums Murphy passes from this life, Santa’s Little Helper fathers puppies, Marge becomes a cop, Shelbyville steals some lemons, we meet Shelbyville Milhouse, and Mr. Burns gets shot. Whew!

I don’t have any hobbies.

Update: Box in hand. New box on order. Plus: Brandon was correct. The picture is an Apple Newton!